小时侯我很顽皮 
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叔叔喜欢逗我玩-我恨死了！ 
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我学会保护自己了，可是叔叔他…… 
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我要练习金刚指,长大了弹叔叔一下子……哈哈哈 
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为了节约时间，妈妈把我和盘子一块洗 
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对有些事情我还不明白 
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刚上学的时候，感觉读书像是在念经 
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做作业的事情让我思考很多，经常令我头疼…… 
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平时不好好读书，考试的时候只有作弊 
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没想到，被班主任发现了…… 
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后来找到了学英语的捷径 
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我最喜欢世界地理 
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最讨厌数学,每次我的答案都是…… 
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后来我喜欢上了电脑 
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而且迷上了上网 
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而且不分昼夜 
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由于我非法操作，电脑出现了蓝屏 
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没有电脑，就睡不着觉…… 
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高中时候很喜欢踢足球 
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但是国足总是让人失望 
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还有很多丑闻，比如....... 
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但我觉得米卢还是很不错的一个教练，我有幸得到了他的签名 
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爸爸不许我看球，说如果不好好学习，将来会去要饭 
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后来我长的人高马大了，也上班了……爸爸告戒我： 
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我想我一定会挣大钱！！！ 
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有了钱，我认识了许多狐朋狗友 
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相处一直都很好 
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我很喜欢美女 
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看到美女，我就会…… 
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我很讨厌恐龙, 尤其是那些自以为自己很性感的 
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后来我交了一个女朋友，朋友都说很漂亮，我觉得也是，呵呵 
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她说要跟着我一辈子 
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我陪她看了一场《英雄》 
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从电影院回来的那个晚上，我们相爱了…… 
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因为没有避孕，幸运地生下一个世纪婴儿 
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我带着女朋友，看看自由女神像 
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还经常开着保时捷，带她去兜风 
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带她去 做 爱 
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可是她就是喜欢上了自摸 
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摸她的咪咪 
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对别人露三点 
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还让一个男人给她搓澡 
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后来觉得她有点像男孩子 
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有一次发现一个意外--- 令人不可思议的事情发生了！！ 
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离婚后，我经常独自去海滩晒太阳 
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我慢慢长胖了，于是想到减肥！！ 
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后来竟成了这样 ：（ 
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于是又开始了锻炼 
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因为害怕人类的第二次进化 
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有时候也放纵一下自己！！ 
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我非常喜欢玩反恐精英 
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经常熬夜打cs 
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可是经常输得很惨 
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有时也玩玩成人游戏，呵呵 
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平时也喜欢上网聊天，但只找熟悉的人聊 
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我是从来不和陌生人聊天的，更不会和他们见面 
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我很尊敬长辈，尽管他们长得不是很像领导 
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为人生是漫长的，他们走在我的前面，比我们知道的事情要多 
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后来，我又恋爱了。 
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可她上一趟厕所花了我1万多元! 
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最近很是不爽，去网吧玩儿cs也…… 
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想去再念念书，充充电，可是，第一次上课就见到了这一幕…… 
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还有张语文考卷 
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不过我觉得我在这里能够找到香车、美女和钱 
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终于又一次的爱上了一个mm。 
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于是我这样对她表白 
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终于有一天，在网上…… 
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这是她的照片。 
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我们两个有一个共同的爱好，那就是都是网虫，n年前她就有了自己的电脑，巧合的是，跟我得简直就是情侣电脑 
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然而mm的电脑老出毛病。 
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终于有一天，我找到了毛病的所在，并解决了问题！！ 
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然而有一天，mm的电脑中了病毒 
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连杀毒软件都不起作用！！ 
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电脑天天在开机的时候要提醒我说“灌水有理” 
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而且，最可恶的是它居然把我泡mm的绝招给学会了 
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它会自动保存一些……的东西 
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这个电脑已经好色到，女生用时它会弹出这样的一个对话框！ 
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而男生要保存东西时，它却这样！！ 
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而且经常偷看我给mm的情书，看完之后还评价一下！ 
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终于有一天，我忍无可忍，我对电脑发出了警告！！ 
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结果丫的却让我去…… 
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一次，mm在网吧发现了一个神秘人物 
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别忘了偶mm的职业，在他身上发现了偶给偶mm的宝贝，丢失了很长时间，为此mm曾经十分难过 
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于是mm 
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法庭上，我的几个老朋友组成了陪审团 
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累死我了，可是你们却不会帖子，有钱的捧个钱场，没钱的捧个人场啊。 
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转自太平洋电脑论坛：http://cafe.pconline.com.cn/topic.jsp?tid=8383866